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[转]Java小笑话两则

Posted by zeal on 2005-10-23 13:41 , 773 characters , Via |  + 0 - 0   English
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  本来想把它们翻成中文。但看来看去还是原汁原味的英文才能准确的表达其中的含义。在会心一笑中你可以对Java的一些特性有更深刻的体会。

  Two ints and a Float are in a bar. They spot an attractive Double on her own. The first int walks up to her. ‘Hey, baby’, he says, ‘my VM or yours?’. She slaps him and he walks back dejected. The second int walks over. ‘Hey, cute-stuff, can I cook your Beans for breakfast?’. After a quick slapping, he too walks back. The Float then ambles over casually. ‘Were those two primitive types bothering you?’, he remarks. ‘Yes. I’m so glad you’re here’, she says. ‘They just had no Class!’

  Two objects meet returning to their block one night…
  ‘You’re just my type’ says one.
  ‘You’re quite a catch yourself’ says the other ‘…but it would never work out, my parents are very protective’

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